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So, since I made this account when I was younger, I basically hate it, and I've grown since then. I did realize, however that my art has improved and that I would miss my friends on here, so if anyone wants to know my new account, please tell me and I'll send you a note. :heart:
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ASDFGHKL

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I AM SO SORRY
I AM AN AWFUL PERSON
/shot/

Okay so let me explain
I don't have my iPod, I don't have either of my laptops, (the working one and the old one) and I have an iPhone with a broken camera.
FUNNNNN.
I really wish I could upload some love for you guys but aghhhhh. Camera why
;A; you can kill me brutally if you want
I'm sorry
Orz
I'll try my best to do some things ._.
Let me just warn you all, I drew a lotttt of crap while I was gone.. Half of it I won't even be uploading just because its so awful :'D But still.
Be prepared.
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Ole!  Augh, finally!  I have a new laptop now, but the keyboard is really different and the keys are close together, so forgive me for any typos... ;-; But still, I'm back! It's about time! :3 I'll try to upload my recent drawings and respond to all of my messages soon. ^-^ Ole! 
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1. [X] You have choked on water before. (( I choke on everything, bro. ))

2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before. 

3. [X] You have walked into a door.

4. [X] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [X] You have walked into a wall.

6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [ ] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.

8. [X] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet. (( Oh come on, I was freaking 7 ))

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [X] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [X] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [X] You sometimes don’t understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [X] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [X] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire 

18. [X] You've tripped over your own shoelace.

19. [ ] You didn’t even notice there wasn’t a number 13 in this quiz 

20. [ ] You just checked to see if there wasn’t a number 13 (( lolno. ))

So, how retarded are you?

0% - 0/20 x's 5% - 1/20 x's 10% - 2/20 x's 15% - 3/20 x's 20% - 4/20 x's 25% - 5/20 x's 30% - 6/20 x's 35% - 7/20 x's 40% - 8/20 x's 45% - 9/20 x's 50% - 10/20 x's 55% - 11/20 x's 60% - 12/20 x's 65% - 13/20 x's 70% - 14/20 x's 75% - 15/20 x's 80% - 16/20 x's 85% - 17/20 x's 90% - 18/20 x's 95% - 19/20 x's 100% - 20/20 x's

I am 60% retarded ouo :iconohfuckplz::iconhowdareyouplz::iconwhatthefuckplz::iconwtf--plz:
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Fake Friends

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There are some people who are getting too fake here on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friend list actually pay attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Let's see who the true friends are... Re-post this if you are a friend... Don't reply... Just copy and paste this in a new journal as "Fake Friends"

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