1. [X] You have choked on water before. (( I choke on everything, bro. ))
2. [ ] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [X] You have walked into a door.
4. [X] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [X] You have walked into a wall.
6. [ ] You have fallen going UP the stairs.
7. [ ] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
8. [X] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet. (( Oh come on, I was freaking 7 ))
9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10. [X] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
11. [X] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [X] You sometimes don’t understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
14. [X] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [X] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
16. [ ] You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
17. [ ] You have played with fire
18. [X] You've tripped over your own shoelace.
19. [ ] You didn’t even notice there wasn’t a number 13 in this quiz
20. [ ] You just checked to see if there wasn’t a number 13 (( lolno. ))
So, how retarded are you?
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